toff’s Bible and Your Bible

skelbookOriginally published online here we have a wonderful example of how egalitarian interpreters of the Bible mine Holy Writ for meanings never dreamed of in 2,000 years.  It turns out that they are simply taking a page from cultural reconstructionists such as you find at Debrett’s Peerage and Baronetage, otherwise known as “the toff’s bible.”  It seems that this venerable guide to blue-blood behavior needed a little freshening up, to make it possible for a lass to have a one-night stand in good taste.  Never mind that the original toff’s Bible never conceived of correct young ladies letting some stranger sow his seed in their fields.  I can just hear those modern blue-noses sniffing in relief that the Days of Queen Victoria are almost completely forgotten.

The editor says, “We’re pulling Debrett’s out of Victorian times and trying to make it relevant to today.”  How many times have you heard egalitarians say the same thing about the Bible’s gendered language for God?    Or how about this:  “The core values of Debrett’s remain — elegance, composure and dignity are all important, whether you are dining with the Queen or cheating on your husband.”  I could swear I’ve read some egal somewhere saying “The core values of the Bible remain –comprehensive equality of persons, diversity of genders in all offices of the church, and everyone submitting to everyone else, no matter whether you are ruling the church or deconstructing the Apostle Paul.” But, maybe I’m just seeing similarities where there are none.  Whaddaya think?

Etiquette guide offers sleaze tips for posh girls

By Kate Kelland  LONDON (Reuters) – For hundreds of years, Debrett’s has guided Britain’s aristocracy through the niceties of meeting royalty, going to the races or eating soup in the correct way.
Now the publishers of the bible of blue-blooded behavior are straying into previously unmentionable areas of the life of a modern girl — with a new book offering guidance on The first edition of Debrett’s Peerage and Baronetage — known in Britain as the “toff’s bible” was published in 1769, and its tome on manners, Debrett’s Correct Form, has guided high society for decades. But according to its editor, Jo Aitchison, the new book “Etiquette for Girls” is a sign that the traditional arbiters of civility are catching up with the times. 

“It’s a nod to the modern day,” she told Reuters. “We’re pulling Debrett’s out of Victorian times and trying to make it relevant to today.”

The book’s advice ranges from how to conduct a sleaze-free office fling or a disease-free one night stand, to how to smoke at social occasions and what to do when you meet a celebrity.

“Avoid dark-alley gropery and unladylike fumbling in the back of a cab,” the guide says on the subject of one night stands. “Discuss the necessaries to avoid planting any love children or disease, and you’re away.” On smoking it decrees: “Always use a proper ashtray — never a wine bottle, flower pot or used plate — and avoid allowing smoke to billow out of the nostrils. It is also inelegant to leave the cigarette unsupported in the mouth…”

But Aitchison insists the book is not all about sex, lies and partying. The core values of Debrett’s remain — elegance, composure and dignity are all important, whether you are dining with the Queen or cheating on your husband.

“We are trying to give girls confidence to behave in the correct way,” she told Reuters. “It’s a bit like a survival guide for modern life, so we have had to include certain subject matters that are new for Debrett’s.”

The world of celebrity is “peopled by psycho fans and fame hags,” the book says, and is best treated with caution. As well as advice on affairs, Aitchison points out that the book also includes suggestions on less risque subjects: How to behave properly on the way to work — “don’t sit on the bus and bellow down your mobile phone” — and what to take to a music festival — “earplugs and a pillow.”

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Feminism, Polemics

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s